"This book is laugh out loud funny. Tells a great story and one you'll remember long after you've read it. I couldn't even tell a friend about after reading it because I was laughing too hard."

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The Deific Dozen

A madman's parody of The Da Vinci Code

It has long been suspected that aliens have watched over us, interacted with us, and even tinkered with our nether regions. But until now, no one was brave enough to bring forth the truth about the connection between modern religion and aliens from another galaxy! Was Jesus given secret information from travelers from outer space? Were most of the major discoveries throughout history, like the recipe for KFC chicken, provided by spacemen? Who are the Twelvists and what is this secret society hiding? Why are Scientologists so nutty? All these questions are almost answered and semi-logically explained in an enlightening, thrilling, and comedic journey anyone with half a brain should read.​

"...this book is simply mad, crazy, hilarious! I think it will be a book you either love or hate!"

Bill Ward - Author - Revenge

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"...What a wild ride! It is never boring."

Scott Spotson - Author - Bridge Through Time

"...very funny - at time hilarious..."

Dan Loubier - Author - Dead Summit

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